The Ultimate Super Bowel Game Plan: Eat Big, Poop Fast, Miss Nothing 🏈

The Ultimate Super Bowel Game Plan: Eat Big, Poop Fast, Miss Nothing 🏈

by Marci Green-Sharp in Squatty Potty Blog

It’s almost time for the biggest day of the year for football fans. Whether you’re here for the game, the commercials, the halftime show, or all of the above, one thing is guaranteed: game day is a marathon of snacks.

Wings? Check.

Nachos? Absolutely.

Seven-layer dip that no one can identify all seven layers of? Of course.

And while your taste buds may be living their best life, your digestive system might be quietly panicking in the background.

Because let’s be honest, all that game-day food has consequences.

When Game-Day Snacks Run a Trick Play on Your Gut

Greasy, cheesy, spicy, salty… game day food is delicious, but it’s not exactly gentle on your digestive tract. By halftime, your stomach may start calling audibles you didn’t plan for. And the last thing anyone wants is to be stuck in the bathroom during a game-winning drive, or worse, the commercial everyone’s talking about.

There’s too much riding on these moments.  You’ve invested time prepping the perfect snack plate, setting up the ideal viewing spot, and debating whether this year’s commercials will actually be funny to miss even a second.

Which brings us to an important question:

How do you enjoy all the food and all the football without sacrificing one for the other?

The Real MVP of Game Day: Your Squatty Potty

“Put me in Coach!” - that’s your Squatty Potty ready to leap into action when the tummy troubles hit.

By helping your body get into a more natural squatting position, Squatty Potty makes it easier to go by releasing pressure from the puborectalis muscle, allowing your colon to empty quickly and completely. In other words your bathroom trip will be faster, smoother, and with less strain.

Translation?

✔ Less time on the toilet

✔ Less discomfort after indulgent snacking

✔ More time glued to the TV where you belong

It’s a simple upgrade that can make a huge difference, especially on a day when your digestive system is under heavy pressure (looking at you, four-alarm chili dip).

Having this kind of relief makes everyday better, but especially on a day like this where every minute counts.  Bathroom breaks don’t have to feel like you’re risking missing the highlight of the game that everyone’s going to be talking about for the next week.

And it doesn’t hurt to have some gentle, effective Flushable Wipes ready to go too - think of them like the conversion point after making an successful touchdown bowel movement!

Your Winning Game-Day Setup

Before kickoff, do a quick pre-game checklist:

This day is about enjoying every moment; every play, every commercial, every laugh with friends and family. With Squatty Potty, you can spend less time worrying about your gut and more time enjoying the game.

So when the big day comes, make the smart play: Eat big. Poop fast. Miss nothing.

Now that’s a winning strategy. 🏆

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